Halfway through dinner, you started the dishes….
I’m putting my clothes in the washer, you go through them to make sure I’m doing it right…..
Trying to watch TV and you decide to listen to your music so loud I can’t hear the TV….
I tell you I have to be in the shower by 6am, so I am not late for work. ..5:58 two minutes before my alarm goes off the shower turns on….
You’re not making the bed right, that’s not how you fry eggs, this is how you put away dishes…nag, nag, nag…..leave my kids alone……
Seriously you’re telling your son to cheat people….
Will you put some clothes on when mowing the lawn, you’re mowing in a bikini…..